Perfect Husband at the Club

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:  “Hello”

WOMAN:  “Honey, it’s me.  Are you at the club?”

MAN:  “Yes.”

WOMAN:  “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It’s only $1,000.  Is it okay if I buy it?”

MAN:  “Sure!  Go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN:  “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models.  I saw one I really liked.”

MAN:  “How much?”

WOMAN:  “$90,000”

MAN:  “Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN:  “Great!  Oh, and one more thing, darling.  The house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN:  “Splendid!  Go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.  They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra $50,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN:  “Okay.  I’ll see you later.  I love you so much..!”

MAN:  “Bye.  I love you too.”

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…

The man smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”